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How To Date An ARIES FEMALE March 21-April 20

If you are dating an Aries female, take her out to the
shooting range. Bring an extra gun for her to shoot with
you. (She is capable of shooting at you, if you rile her
anger.) Wear tight jeans, a red shirt and look manly. Pick
her up on your Harley Davidson , but remind her you have a
private race car collection. Be Macho! Do not talk about
old girlfriends! Aries females must be the only one.
Cooking isn't her goal in life, but adventure will get her
attention! Don't be a pushover, she'll lose interest, and
look for another challenge. Tell her she is really cool,
and the most fun and exciting woman you were ever with.
(This will probably not be a lie.) She values honesty,
don't fabricate! Be careful though, if this Aries female
really likes you,she'll chase you until she can propose to
you. Aries females means business and are not recommended
for timid men!


How to Date A TAURUS FEMALE April 21-May 21

If you are dating a Taurus female, take her to an
expensive steak house, rub on your soft musk, wear your
corporate suit, and arrive in your four-door sedan. If it
is paid for, you may drop that subtlety in your
conversation during dinner. Taurus females prefer tender
hugs and quiet candle- light dinners at home, prepared by
you. She'll return the love by cooking for you at her home.
When mentioning the house you would like to build, make
sure you tell her about the large wooded lot with room for
kids and dogs. If you are serious about her, let her know
that itwouldn't be complete without a woman's touch. She
will interpret your comment and hint about a cute little 20
carat diamond she spotted at the mall. Taurus females are
warm and loving! (Unless you make her mad or jealous. Don't
tell her you spent your rent money to buy drugs.) Taurus
Females are security minded, and will stick by you!


How To Date A GEMINI FEMALE May 22-June 21

If you are dating a Gemini female, arrive on your
mountainbike built for two. Ask her if she would like
to ride over to the bar, and shoot a game of pool,
because a lot of your buddies hang out there and they are
fun! If that doesn't work, then suggest skating, a coffee
house, or hanging out at the bookstore. Wear casual clothes
and be prepared to talk a lot. Talk about the fascinating
people you know, the intellectual types preferably. Tell
her about the book you are going to write. Have some
original thoughts and be inventive. Creativity ranks high
on your Gemini females list. You'll never know what she is
thinking. She is full of surprises. You can take her to the
neighborhood dive bar, or to the governor's Ball. She won't
embarrass you. You can find out what she really thinks
of you by locating her journal, where all her secrets are
kept. Gemini females are not tidy, so it should be lying
around in plain sight. There's lots of time before an
engagement ring is necessary. Gemini females have to fall
in love with your brain first!

How To Date A CANCER FEMALE June 22-July 22

If you are dating a Cancer female, dine out for pizza,
and afterwards take her to Baskin Robbins. Be sure to call
her mother and check on the kids. She'll think you are
really a nice guy. Dress casual, and drive a suburban, or
mini-van. It's ok, if you got the kids from your last
divorce, that won't stop her from dating you. Offer to
barbecue at her house and compliment her cooking.(That way
you get to come back for more.) Bring the family with you,
Cancer females can take it. Cancer females are very
sensitive about everything near and dear to them. Never
say bad things about her family members-ever! They do
possess humor. Pay attention to all her handmade quilts and
home crafts. Cancer women are great homemakers. Let her
know you like women with a little meat on their bones.
(They taste everything they cook...yummy!) If you are not
marriage minded, don't play games with Cancer women.


How to Date a LEO FEMALE July 23-August 22

If you are dating a Leo female, take her to the movies,
a concert, a broadway show, a plush restaurant. Getting the
picture? She wants to be seen out with you. If men notice
her, she will love that. If you don't act a little jealous,
she will try harder to make you so. She thinks jealousy is
a compliment. Bring her flowers, wear your gold chains, and
wear something that shows off those muscles you worked
so hard to get. That will excite her. Don't forget to
splash on your Giorgio cologne. Tell her how much you love
redheads, and ask her if all that gorgeous hair is hers?
(If she isn't a redhead, then switch to blondes, or dark
hair, but don't forget this.) Compliment her constantly,
and drive something sporty to show her off. A convertible
would be nice. Leo gals will get you noticed! When she
disappears on your dates, she is merely primping in the
ladies room. Be willing to fight for your Leo female, but
don't take any crap from her. She can start fights over
nothing.Be prepared. You had better love her cats too! She
doesn't care if you are well read or educated, but do be
suave, polished and act like you know what you are
doing. She will marry you, but be prepared to take care of
her sexually, financially, and emotionally.Leo females are
a handful, and remember, she can always get another man, so
treat her right.

How To Date A VIRGO FEMALE August 23-September 23

If you are dating a Virgo female, be on time when you
arrive in your Mercedes to take her out for health food.
Borrow the car if you have to. Do not pick her up in your
unwashed car, with the baby car carrier. She isn't
interested in ready made families. Wear the latest in
fashion, and above all, have a manicure. Virgo females
notice everything! Have a degree, be a professional, know
everyone who is anyone. Exude confidence. Stay away from
the bar where you were 86'd! Do not have other girlfriends.
Virgo females are shy and sometimes aloof. That does
not mean they don't like you. It takes several dates for
them to decide if they want you. They are neat freaks, and
don't want to pick up after you. Be toilet trained! If you
tell her you are going to do something at 6 pm, then do it.
Virgo females can drop you for little things like that.
Don't quit trying, if you care about her. They only love
a handful of men, and you won't have any competition. Just
be real! Quality is important to female Virgos. Virgo
females are usually career minded, but they will marry.


How to Date A LIBRA FEMALE September 24-October 23

If you are dating a Libra female, take her to a wine
tasting, the theatre, your Cousin's wedding, anyplace
sociable. She likes elegance and beauty. Dress in your
Sunday best. Bring her flowers, cards and special little
feminine gifts. She'll be thoughtful too. Although Libra
women are the ultimate in fashion and femininity, they
are big flirts. However, underneath it all, they really
want to be married to one darling man, who will romance
them eternally. Flirt back with her, she loves little
games. You can fall in love anytime you want to with her.
Your car isn't as important, as how you treat her.
Gently please, no conflict! Your Libra female probably
won't have children, but she will have her fluffy lap dog,
everywhere you go. She isn't the type to cheat on you,
unless you forget about romance. Your occupation isn't that
important. Be sure to earn enough money to support her
frequent shopping trips to the mall. She loves to decorate,
so step back at home. You can do the outside domestic
duties. You get to wash the car and mow the lawn. When you
propose to her, present her with your poetic love vows,
and promise to hire a maid for her. Libra females love
to be married!


How To Date A SCORPIO FEMALE October 24-November 22

If you are dating a Scorpio female, be careful! Show up
wearing black clothes that fit you well. Arrive in your
black car with the dark tinted windows. She likes the dark
places, so take her to the bars,a casino would be fab!
Don't tell her about the drugs you are on, she won't tell
you about hers either. There needs to be caution exercised
here, because Scorpios are one of two extremes. One the
saint, the other the sinner. The first type of Scorpio is
very religious, and does not smoke, drink, or do drugs. If
you are on a blind date, you will know which version you
are dating. Neither type is hung up on what you wear,
but more how you wear it. Have sex appeal. Be interested in
occult matters, be deep. She won't offer you much
information about herself, you will have to guess. Scorpio
females will pry your whole life story out of you. To keep
her interested, be hard to get. You won't know if you are
pleasing her, or where you stand. A fatal mistake is to
anger a Scorpio female. Scorpio women will get you! She has
a passionate nature and can have more than one love
interest. They are not usually domestic, nor want to be
involved with parenthood. She will put all of her
intense energy into either partying or getting to the top.
Female Scorpios are all or nothing, even when it comes to
marriage.

How To Date A SAGITTARIUS FEMALE November 23-December21

If you are dating a Sagittarius Female, be ready willing
and able to go anywhere. She loves sports and to travel. A
perfect date would be an overnight excursion to Mount
Olympus, and skiing down the slopes for breakfast. Pick her
up in your jeep, or pickup truck, she won't mind your dog
either. Dress casual, and be able to tell her about an
Indian Shaman you know, who invited you to a tribal
ceremony. She'll want to go with you. Don't do the same
things twice in a row. She won't care who you are dating,
because she has plenty of men friends. Sagittarius women
can be ready for a date on a moments notice. She'll be
great at men's activities, like softball, and eating the
worm from a Tequila bottle. She will have been everywhere,
but darn, Sagittarius females are fun to be around. You can
win her heart with variety in your lovemaking. She isn't
the type to spend time in the kitchen or babysitting. Show
her you want to be a companion in all of her zany schemes.
When she falls for you, she will ask you to do things with
her. Marriage is not on her mind, but she would marry you,
if she felt you were compatible enough. Sagittarius women
love their freedom!


How To Date A CAPRICORN FEMALE December 22-January 20

If you are dating a Capricorn female, take her to dinner
at the best restaurant in town, arrive in a limousine with
flowers. Dress in your designer clothes, and be impeccable.
Pinstripes and subtle scents arouse her. Be successful at
whatever you are undertaking. Let her know about it. It's
ok, to tell her you made two million last year. Don't be
cheap. Tell her you have been saving yourself for the right
woman, and that you have been working your buns off, to
build your empire. Tell her you need someone to share this
big business burden with, and that your thoughts are about
expanding your business. Hint that a woman would be perfect
as a manager in your new expansion. She will be so
intrigued, that she will offer you sound business
suggestions. She is SMART! Capricorn females won't compete
with you, they'll help climb the ladder. Don't forget about
her. She loves expensive presents with thought behind them.
Her little black book is filled with business appointments,
not telephone numbers. Capricorn women are almost always
successful in whatever they undertake. They don't take
enough time to eat, so take her to lunch, dinner and your
next corporate meeting.Business thrills them. She may seem
cold emotionally, but don't be fooled. She has those sexual
infernos, looking for a release! She does not trust men
entirely, so don't give her the bums rush, or you will be
part of the homeless. She would be a great wife to a
success oriented man. She can entertain your clients, and
friends. Capricorn females, can be boss in marriage too. Be
prepared to be hen-pecked, if you are thinking marriage!


How To Date An AQUARIUS FEMALE January 21-February 19

If you are dating an Aquarius female, arrive in your
restored classic. Wear a funky hat and clothes that
shouldn't go together,but somehow do. Take her to an out of
the way coffee house, featuring jazz. Feel free to discuss
anything and everything. She is an intelligent listener,
and will have some bizarre insight of her own. You'll never
truly understand her, so bring a tape recorder for instant
replay to sort it out later. Aquarius women are unusual,
not necessarily hippies, but aware of the entire globe. She
won't be ready to jump in the sack on the first date, she
has to get to know you. Be fascinating, tell her that you
are going to Spain to run with the bulls. Explain your
philosophy on combining chemicals to combat radiation. Tell
her about your thesis which was published in the
International Who Dunnit Magazine. Don't tell her you
are in love with her too soon. You will know when she has
taken a strong liking to you. That is when your Aquarius
female will invite you to her abode. Then you will see the
real Aquarius female. There will be many unusual pictures,
and books. There is a story connected to all of her
belongings. When your Aquarius female commits to you, she
will not necessarily be ready for marriage. That is just
her way of saying she likes you. You must have like minds,
or there will be no future Mrs. Anybody!

How To Date A PISCES FEMALE February 20-March 20

If you are dating a Pisces female, take her to a psychic
fair, art gallery, or out for cocktails. Don't take her to
the animal shelter, or you will have a new pet. You can
wear anything you like, and you get to make all the
decisions. She prefers men with a passion about something,
just believe in it. Music is one of her favorites and
dancing is definitely a must. If you can't dance, take
lessons. Pisces females don't care if you are good looking,
just have a heart. A sense of humor is an asset, she has
one too. She has no confidence in herself, so support her
in her dreams. She falls in love easily. Don't promise her
a rose garden, if you don't mean it. When you go to the
movies, take tissues. It does not matter what the movie is
about, she will inevitable cry, when something touches her.
Pisces females love everyone, even if they treated her
badly. She hates to see pain, but can drown in her own.
Cheer her up, be a positive kind of guy, and be romantic.
Encourage her to not live in your shadow, but to have her
own life. Yes, your Pisces woman will marry you. Pisces
females have a hard time saying No!


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How To Date An ARIES MALE March 21-April 20

If you are dating an Aries male, allow him to decide
where to go and what to do. Let him know that you have
never dated a man with such confidence and brains. You can
be the dumb blonde with this guy, he'll save you. If you
are out with him and you flirt with someone else, be
prepared to call a cab to get home. Aries males do like
skin and cleavage, Therefore, you could win him back. It
will not work a second time. He can argue with you, and
when you think you have won, he will still do it his way.
He wants to chase you, so let him do the calling and
guesswork. Don't tell him you love him, until he proposes.
To catch this hot-blooded Aries man, give the Ram his head
and follow his lead. Everyday is an adventure to an Aries
male, marriage is also. Rest up!

How to Date A TAURUS MALE April 21-May 21

If you are dating a Taurus male, be prepared to watch
lots of movies at his home. His dog will eventually accept
the two of you being together. A real treat will be when he
takes you out to dinner to a four star restaurant. Taurus
males will think you look great in forest green, however,
they like nudity above all. Taurus males have the cuddly
teddy bear approach to love. He will certainly have his arm
around you, during the movies. If you want to win his
heart, get him a cold beer without him asking you. He will
of course, apologize for his messy home. He would know he
had your love, if you surprised him by cleaning it up, and
making the chili when he entertains his friends for
Monday night football. He likes to take his own sweet time,
so don't push him. He is the marrying kind. Visualize Mr.
Taurus, watching television from his recliner, dog at his
feet, a child under each arm, complete with TV guide and
beer can pyramid.


How To Date A GEMINI MALE May 22-June 21

If you are dating a Gemini male, you can expect him
to stand you up on your first date, but if you are lucky,
he will call, say he is running late, and that the plans
for the date have changed. Bring an overnight bag, he can
get carried away and forget that you need to go home. He
will have the cutest twinkling eyes, and you will
forgive him. He will slightly ignore you in public, as he
always knows everyone, wherever he takes you, and speaks to
each one. Somehow, you can't picture him in
a tuxedo, going down the aisle. Gemini males won't call
you everyday. Gemini men are witty, fun, and can play,
play, and play! These men thrive in occupations where they
can meet the public, and talk. Gemini males are great as
disc jockeys. If you want to catch this guy, don't lean on
him, don't get pregnant, or talk marriage. Be a challenge,
do your own thing and let your Gemini male chase you. It's
ok to date others.


How To Date A CANCER MALE June 22-July 22

If you are dating a Cancer male, be prepared to go to
swap meets, and garage sales. Of course, he will take you
out to eat, at least on your first date. He is pretty
thrifty, so be sure you have a little stash of tip money in
your purse. Of course, if you want to pay for your own,
that would be fine. Just be yourself around him. Looks
aren't that important to Cancer males, but do know some
fabulous recipes! Talk about your love of children. Display
an interest in his hobbies. Don't go into his garage, it
will take the rest of the century to go through all of
his bargains and collectables. Your Cancer man will be
dating just you, and possibly his ex-wife. He is extremely
stable, and loves to eat. If you think you need to diet, he
won't. He loves chesty women! You will receive flowers from
him, out of his garden, naturally. He will remember all the
holidays and treat you well. Tell him all your funny
stories, he likes to laugh. It's ok, to say you are pro
marriage and to openly discuss it. He's there for you. He
knows how to treat women, after all, his best friend is his
mother. When you marry a Cancer man, you get them both!


How to Date a LEO MALE July 23-August 22

If you are dating a Leo male, he will take you to the
best places for dinner, shows, etc. He will lavish
money on you, even if he does not have it to spend. You
can expect him to put the studley moves on you ASAP, not to
worry. Usually it is a game, to see if you are really
interested. He will impress you with his peacock strut, and
the way he puffs out his chest. If he can convince you that
he is a great guy, then he will be, otherwise, you will be
pounced on by his cat like nature. His favorite past-time
is being waited on, breakfast in bed, candlelight,
movies,concerts, roses and your basic everyday adoration.
He is capable of a variety of occupations, but he likes to
be the boss the most. This includes home. Leo men can have
temper tantrums, if things don't go their way. It's ok,
if you want to toss a few things back his way, when he
starts to roar. Stand up to him. Be able to turn his roar
into a purr. Always look good around him. Don't admit you
color your hair. Do sleep with your makeup on, and dress
sexy and feminine. He won't marry you otherwise. Leo males
love the chase, so let him! (Leo males will already have
told you about all of his other women.)



How To Date A VIRGO MALE August 23-September 23

If you are dating a Virgo male, go slowly. They hate to
make mistakes. He will take you out to nice clean
respectable establishments, and go to the movies with you.
He does not go out dancing or rabble rousing with the guys.
He is a solitary person, whose social group is small. Virgo
males are inclined to computers, and the geeky stuff.
However, he could balance your checkbook for you. Do not
dress like a slut Be chic! Have no children from previous
marriages. Don't be too talkative. He shies away from party
animals. He wants to date someone with a purpose in life.
Be interesting, and invite him to your workplace. He can
visualize his name hyphenated after yours on the nameplate
on your desk. Virgo men can be workaholics, that way they
can avoid nooners. Virgo males are not usually sexually
promiscuous. Sex won't happen until you push for it, but be
sure to have your STD test results handy. He will marry you
in time, lots of time, be patient. Your Virgo male won't
divorce you, once in love, it's for keeps!


How To Date A LIBRA MALE September 24-October 23

If you are dating a Libra male, your first date will be
in a romantic restaurant, highlighted with a wonderful wine
list. During dinner just smile and be sweet. Libra men
don't like vulgarity in any form. Dress tastefully, and do
use your flower scented perfume. He loves women who dress
up, wear jewelry, use makeup, and are happy being feminine.
He is fascinated with fantasy, including sexual fantasy.
Don't discuss your recent love life, or ex-husbands. He
could care less about your children, or desire to have
them. Don't be argumentative. Libra males hate conflict.
You can discuss your latest painting, the last book you
read, or what your plans are for interior decorating.
Libra males love cozy fires, and sensuous females near it.
Fore play is a big high for Libra males. He is not a wimp,
by any means, although, he loves to please! Yes, he would
be your sex slave, provided you tease him a lot. At work,
he is a fair boss, but at home he loves to be used! Libra
males will stay in a bad marriage. Flirting gets them into
trouble. Marriage is part of his ultimate plan, just make
certain he is single, when you decide to date your Libra
male.


How To Date A SCORPIO MALE October 24-November 22

If you are dating a Scorpio male, make sure you love
secrets! He loves for you to be sexy, and downright sleazy
works for him too. He can make love to you, and not be in
love with you. His passion can fool women, don't mistake it
for love. Oftentimes, they are most in love when they can't
possess or own you. Jealousy is a big issue with him. He
stays jealous. He does not care what you do for an
occupation,nor your financial status. Scorpio males want to
control you to conform to their ideas of living. So, if you
aren't strong in your own identity, then you will lose him.
Scorpio males like the challenge of ownership. They love
you most when they can't have complete control over you.
Only the fearless need apply here. One type of Scorpio
will marry you and stay put and dominate the household.
Whereas, the other type will just disappear on you without
warning or reason. Be true to yourself with Scorpio males,
and let your personality stay on top!



How To Date A SAGITTARIUS MALE November 23-December 21

If you are dating a Sagittarius male, expect anything
and everything. He is not very reliable about schedules,
dates, or you. Not in the beginning anyway. He likes
talkative women and female jocks. He wants a buddy to
join him in his pursuits. Most Sagittarius males are
employed in sales/traveling jobs. They can have a gal in
every port. Let him tell you he is serious about you first.
Sagittarius males only get married when they have to, and
then they can't seem to stay married. They love the
thrill and adventure of chasing a woman, similar to their
love of hunting, fishing, and sports. You rank in there
somewhere. You can get used to being a hunting widow,
sports widow, etc., with a Sagittarius male! You should
love the same things he does. Sagittarius men can be very
funny and interesting. He will go to restaurants, but throw
out his suit and tie. Sagittarius males like their comfort
and the wide open spaces and places, and freedom with their
women. Make no mistake about it, he does love women, all of
them. When your Sagittarian's heart goes out to you, he
won't know what to do about it, because he didn't expect to
fall in love. If you live with him, he won't find time to
go down the aisle. Sagittarius men dread the thought of a
tuxedo, and the stares from wedding guests. You will have
to drag your Sagittarius male to the altar!

How To Date A CAPRICORN MALE December 22-January 20

If you are dating a Capricorn male, plan on doing most
of the talking. He will take you to places with class and
ambience. He will pick you up in his black, luxury car. You
will be treated like a lady. Therefore, you should let him
open the doors, etc. Dress in style, but be sure you show
some cleavage. Still waters run deep with Capricorn males.
Your first dates will seem like business meetings, but
eventually you will get to know him. He is insecure about
his emotions and likes to keep them under control. Of
course, he won't make this obvious. Compliment him on his
achievements and he will open up to you. He would be strict
as a parent, and holds very traditional beliefs about
relationships. Don't be an airhead or aimless. He
appreciates a hard working woman, whom he can consider an
equal. He does not know how to play, so you will have to
lighten him up with your humorous antics and fun loving
side. Once your Capricorn man commits, he will not leave
you. Divorce is a nasty word in his vocabulary. Capricorn
males make good husbands and bread winners. They are
extravagant with gifts to those whom they love.
Marriage will have to be his idea, not yours!

How To Date An AQUARIUS MALE January 21-February 19

If you are dating an Aquarius male, consider yourself
lucky to even get the first date. Aquarius males don't date
much. They would rather be an observer, hanging out on the
scene. He would prefer to go to your house and have long
talks into the night, and possibly just stay over. He may
tell you that he just video taped an erotica video
featuring wild animals at the zoo with some vacationing
starlets. He may stay at your house, never cook or clean,
but just be there, when you come home from work. Then one
day, without warning, he will be gone. If he is employed,
he can be quite selfish with his money. He likes his
freedom, in every way.Eventually he will call you,
........expect the unexpected with Aquarius. When Aquarius
males fall in love, it is usually with someone
who is intellectual, self-sufficient, and childless.
Have a deep purpose or goal in life and he will be
attracted to your dreams. Aquarius males will marry,but
they usually marry the wrong person the first time, and
shy away from second marriages. They love their mental
freedom. Nagging won't change them. He won't care what race
you are, how much you weigh,etc. Mind altering drugs can
ruin an Aquarian male for marriage completely. If he is
more holistic, then he is searching for a soul mate. Love
yourself and your Aquarius male will too!

How To Date A PISCES MALE February 20-March 20

If you are dating a Pisces male, it will be up to you to
decide where to go, what to do, whose car to take. Helikes
music, alcohol, and strong-willed women. He will do
whatever you want. He has an extremely creative side, which
takes precedence over his mundane duties of the everyday
work world. He could be happy being supported by you,
because he would surrender all of himself to you and your
causes. Pisces males are romantic, and hate to make
decisions. He does not want to displease you in any way. He
donates to every solicitor knocking at the door. Pisces
males are not normally good money managers, therefore, you
get to. He won't mind. He would give you every paycheck. He
loves you when you are dreamy and romantic, with the
candles lit and soft music. He will cook for you. He
dresses nicely and won't embarrass you in public. If you
want to marry this man, just take him home. He's yours.
Pisces males can't bear divorce. Marriage minded they are,
Pisces males function best with a partner!





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