La raisons d'etre

I found these reasons to be a guy or a girl
frankly, i think both are true.
so all of you out there be who you are
n have fun while you are at it.

LADIES FIRST:


Advantages of Being a WOMAN

They can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

They can cry and get out of traffic tickets.

They get to get off the sinking ship first.

Taxis stop for Them.

They never regret piercing our ears.

They don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance.

If They forget to shave, no one has to know.

They don't have to reach down every so often to make sure important body parts are still there.

Free drinks, free dinners, free moving and repair services
( HA!! they think so)

They can talk to people of the opposite sex without picturing them naked.

They HAVE the ability to dress themselves.

If They marry someone 20 years younger, they're well aware that they look like an idiot.

They can amuse themselves without passing gas.

They can scare male bosses with excuses of mysterious gynecological disorders.

If they're dumb, some of us think it's cute.

They've never lusted after the central figure in a computer game.

They can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo!

Now its our turn

Guys

Great Reasons To Be A Guy

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
Wrinkles are non-exsistant in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.


just PARTY be proud of what you are and respect the others.