weather is bullshit

Haunting the corner coffee shop, sitting down in my favorite corner I wondered why some buffoons who came in ones and twos, cribbing and smoking, saying "shit man this weather is bullshit!!"

I had half a mind to "say look whos talking? at keast stop adding to b'lore's pollution!!" ( but one ws refrained by a curiously funny thought of securing a pg seat in the handicapped quota ;))

As i go around ,seeing familiar places crowded with coughing and mufflered masses of people.

I see many pairs of eyes follow my tread as i go about in my regular shirt and trousers.

what is weather really?

An excuse to stay off office?
An excuse to stay off school and drink chicken soup?
An excellent opportunity to rekindle that amorous feeling in a disintegrating marriage with a large rug and hot chocolate?
Is it an excuse to bug everyone saying "sob! i have the blues, blame it on the weather."
Is it an excuse to throw a snowball at someone and say pleasant change of weather?!!

No it just a curious consequence of all the shit we have downloaded onto this planet. maybe not in front of our own homes, but into the living rooms of millions of whales and other sealife.

Stop making all those sissy excuses and get out there with me and do your green deed for the day.
Work up a sweat walking to office/grocery store whichever is nearer.
Instead of "draggin" and "vrooomin"to impress that cute girl next door,
join her for a jog or something. Carry a trendy huge bag when going shopping. shopkeepers will smile, when you tell them that you have a bag/ paper covers only.

Yes indeed, its all that bullshit we have given our surroundings thats giving us one tight kick in the butt back.

So get out there and Show weather is plain old bullshit, lets have less of it and more of a good season.